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And now, I would like to share a conversation I had this afternoon with my bestest blonde pal, who really isn’t blonde anymore (grr), but I can do nothing about that, so here it is.
Jane Blond says:
I’M BACK and I still haven’t eaten
I Can’t Think of a Good Alias says:
I am still here... and I haven't eaten anything either. But I didn't WANT to eat anything either... however, I am thirsty, so I am going to put a Dr. Pepper in the freezer because my mother is too lazy to put them in the fridge.
There, I now have to wait just 5 minutes for an icy cold Dr. Pepper
Jane Blond says:
haha
I Can’t Think of a Good Alias says:
I kinda want to move to Iceland
Just to say that I live there
Jane Blond says:
Why? Oh. That's lame.
I don't want to move there. I kinda wish California didn't belong to the USA, then I would really want to move there.
Canada should steal it. Then we'd be awesome.
I Can’t Think of a Good Alias says:
We can trade them for Nunavut. No one uses Nunavut anyway
Jane Blond says:
It would be the perfect country... Canada..... and CALIFORNIA yeah. Nunavut is just kind of .... there.
I Can’t Think of a Good Alias says:
Canafornia
I like it
Jane Blond says:
Or maybe just give them all the little islands in Nunavut because there is quite a lot.
I Can’t Think of a Good Alias says:
Let’s do this.
Yes, they can have the islands
Jane Blond says:
It's perfect really. Then I can move there and not worry about terrorists because everyone loves Canada. And then I won’t have to actually like Obama.
I Can’t Think of a Good Alias says:
Perfect! We should bring this up at the next meeting of parliament. We can just walk in and be like "WE WANT CALIFORNIA!"
Jane Blond says:
Haahhahaha. YESSS
That would be really rather great.
I Can’t Think of a Good Alias says:
Alright. We can make a day trip out of it. Bring paper bag lunches and everything.
Jane Blond says:
mmkay
We need something to back us up. Like a lion trained to eat anyone that argues with us
I Can’t Think of a Good Alias says:
Alright, where are we going to get one of them?
Jane Blond says:
The circus of course. And they should be on our side because they would love the idea. Owning California, the Canadian circus would have better places to travel to without being freezing all the time
I Can’t Think of a Good Alias says:
That's true. I wonder if they have a toll free number...
Jane Blond says:
Maybe. I’m not sure. They might have banana phones; the circus I mean. We could go to the EX and ask them? They’re in town or whatever....
I Can’t Think of a Good Alias says:
Seriously?! How did I not know about this! Oh my gosh! I HAVE TO GO SEE THE CIRCUS!
Jane Blond says:
I can’t actually go. Any money I have goes to my mom for paying for my flight to Seattle... The one time its actually NOT on the long weekend.... I still can’t go.
I’ve only been once. But whatever. It wasn’t that great.
I just like cotton candy
I Can’t Think of a Good Alias says:
Oh. I don't want to go alone. Well, the next time there is a circus in town, we are going to see it. You don't get a say in the matter either. I will drag you there and pay for you if I have to. Like a date you don't want to be on. I'll dress up really nerdy too. And try to hold your hand. But my hand will be all sweaty and you'll be like "ewww" and try to escape. But I won't let you.
Jane Blond says:
ohkay.....?
I Can’t Think of a Good Alias says:
Aren't you super glad you have friends like me?
Jane Blond says:
yup.
I Can’t Think of a Good Alias says:
That makes me feel loved.
I almost feel like I should post this conversation on my blog...
IMMA DO IT!
Jane Blond says:
mmkay.
I Can’t Think of a Good Alias says:
I am going to edit it to make it more readable though, okay? Just so you know so you aren't like "MISQUOTE! I said i, not I! Stop capitalizing my words!"
And I am also going to give us cool nicknames. Like, "The Rug Doctor"
... or something better.
Jane Blond says:
Okay.
Something better sounds nice.
And then I got distracted by a website that teaches you how to speak with a Canadian accent. Which I obviously need. Even though I have been a Canadian for nearly 17 years, I don’t think I have quite mastered the accent. I want to get it down pat.
And now I feel like sharing links with you!
This is the blog of my blonde friend: T-REX!
Temporary Banana <—That is a really awesome website. It makes me chuckle. Lots. You should click that link. Yes, that one there. It has nothing to do with temporary bananas. As far as I know.
And now you can my face learn to speak with a Canadian accent by clicking on my face in the middle of this sentence.
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