Chagins vodka with win.e
And tewquila.
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I am chasing vodka with wine and tequila.
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Hi. I'm Durnk Again. (Now Updated)
Hi.
I bed you weren't expevcting (*expecting) this.
But I am so drunk I cannot evben (*even) see. And that si (*is) why I am pretty sure I can' teven timpe (*can't even type) right. But i Cant (*I can't) see to jnwo (*know) for sure. so (*So) I am going on blind faith. (Wow, I am funny.) Bling fait (I like this one.) and vodka. I mgiht (*might) have to translate this tiomrrow (*tomorrow). Ginget KID CAN YOU PLEASE RMIND ME TO?!!!?>!>!????! (*Gingerkid can you please remind me to?) Oh.
I'm just going to put a bunrch (*bunch) of labels on this that hav e (*have) nothing gto (*to) do with anythngi .the ENd. (*anything. The End.)
I bed you weren't expevcting (*expecting) this.
But I am so drunk I cannot evben (*even) see. And that si (*is) why I am pretty sure I can' teven timpe (*can't even type) right. But i Cant (*I can't) see to jnwo (*know) for sure. so (*So) I am going on blind faith. (Wow, I am funny.) Bling fait (I like this one.) and vodka. I mgiht (*might) have to translate this tiomrrow (*tomorrow). Ginget KID CAN YOU PLEASE RMIND ME TO?!!!?>!>!????! (*Gingerkid can you please remind me to?) Oh.
I'm just going to put a bunrch (*bunch) of labels on this that hav e (*have) nothing gto (*to) do with anythngi .the ENd. (*anything. The End.)
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Useless
Hello cybernonsense friends, today I have a rant for you! :)
Boys are so completely useless.
Now I'm all for playing games and having fun without anything being serious, but there is a fine line between having fun and being a douche. Can I say douche on blogger? I'm going to.
Don't blame me if the spacing on this gets all messed up, my computer is a douche.
I'm pretty sure there's an unwritten rule out there that states: "If you have plans with a girl, don't blow her off and ignore her, then say hi to her, but then continue to ignore her when she tries to talk to you". I really don't understand. Like, it isn't that hard. Really.
So, go fuck yourself, douche :)
Can you say fuck?
Boys are so completely useless.
Now I'm all for playing games and having fun without anything being serious, but there is a fine line between having fun and being a douche. Can I say douche on blogger? I'm going to.
Don't blame me if the spacing on this gets all messed up, my computer is a douche.
I'm pretty sure there's an unwritten rule out there that states: "If you have plans with a girl, don't blow her off and ignore her, then say hi to her, but then continue to ignore her when she tries to talk to you". I really don't understand. Like, it isn't that hard. Really.
So, go fuck yourself, douche :)
Can you say fuck?
Monday, May 23, 2011
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Habits
I have a lot of bad habits.
First of all, cracking my knuckles... and my neck. It is so gross, but I do it anyway. I'm doing it right now. I need to stop.
Second, I make bad choices when it comes to "romance".
Third, I find myself intoxicated on school nights far more often than I should be. I don't just mean this has happened a few times now. It happens quite a lot. Since the start of 2011, I haven't gone more than 2 weeks without getting drunk on a school night. Sometimes it happens more than twice a week.
Yeah, I should probably seek professional help.
First of all, cracking my knuckles... and my neck. It is so gross, but I do it anyway. I'm doing it right now. I need to stop.
Second, I make bad choices when it comes to "romance".
Third, I find myself intoxicated on school nights far more often than I should be. I don't just mean this has happened a few times now. It happens quite a lot. Since the start of 2011, I haven't gone more than 2 weeks without getting drunk on a school night. Sometimes it happens more than twice a week.
Yeah, I should probably seek professional help.
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