You Fucktard

I really hate you a lot. And I also like you a lot now. Fuck.
I fucking hate you for that.

I know I'm maybe not the easiest person to deal with when it comes to this, but seriously? Fuck you, I'm not okay with all your shit. You're the one who brought all this up in the first place. I would be so much happier without it all. So stop being a dickwad please.

And after all the shit you've put me (your BEST FUCKING FRIEND, YOU DICK) through, I hope you're completely miserable with your girlfriend.

Fuck you :)

i AM (Now Updated)

Chagins vodka with win.e

And tewquila.


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I am chasing vodka with wine and tequila.

Hi. I'm Durnk Again. (Now Updated)

Hi.

I bed you weren't expevcting (*expecting) this.

But I am so drunk I cannot evben (*even) see. And that si (*is) why I am pretty sure I can' teven timpe (*can't even type) right. But i Cant (*I can't) see to jnwo (*know) for sure. so (*So) I am going on blind faith. (Wow, I am funny.) Bling fait (I like this one.) and vodka. I mgiht (*might) have to translate this tiomrrow (*tomorrow). Ginget KID CAN YOU PLEASE RMIND ME TO?!!!?>!>!????! (*Gingerkid can you please remind me to?) Oh.

I'm just going to put a bunrch (*bunch) of labels on this that hav e (*have) nothing gto (*to) do with anythngi .the ENd. (*anything. The End.)

Useless

Hello cybernonsense friends, today I have a rant for you! :)

Boys are so completely useless.

Now I'm all for playing games and having fun without anything being serious, but there is a fine line between having fun and being a douche. Can I say douche on blogger? I'm going to.

Don't blame me if the spacing on this gets all messed up, my computer is a douche.

I'm pretty sure there's an unwritten rule out there that states: "If you have plans with a girl, don't blow her off and ignore her, then say hi to her, but then continue to ignore her when she tries to talk to you". I really don't understand. Like, it isn't that hard. Really.

So, go fuck yourself, douche :)



Can you say fuck?

Forever is a very long time, Pooh.

I should start sober-posting again.

Habits

I have a lot of bad habits.

First of all, cracking my knuckles... and my neck. It is so gross, but I do it anyway. I'm doing it right now. I need to stop.

Second, I make bad choices when it comes to "romance".

Third, I find myself intoxicated on school nights far more often than I should be. I don't just mean this has happened a few times now. It happens quite a lot. Since the start of 2011, I haven't gone more than 2 weeks without getting drunk on a school night. Sometimes it happens more than twice a week.

Yeah, I should probably seek professional help.

The Post That Shall Not Be Named

I kind of feel bad.

The only times I have blogged in the past 6 months, I have been very intoxicated. I don't want this to become a regular thing. Sadly, the only time I really have any motivation seems to be when I've consumed a lot of alcohol. So now that I am writing and not drunk, I feel like I have to say something interesting. The only thing is,

I have nothing

interesting

to say.

I mean, everything in my life is kinda boring. School, work, friends, etc.. none of it is interesting. Thus far this year, I've taken International Business (failure), Travel and Tourism (joke), and English (for the second time). Now I'm taking Drama, Biology, Marketing, and Sociology. Its all kind of boring. Work is dull, all routine-y stuff. Get to work, stand around, sell some phones, clean some stuff, take a break, clean some more, count inventory, stand around a bit more, go home.


The last hour or so now, I've been listening to Shania Twain. I miss the naughties*.

For the first time in a long time, I don't have any friend drama. I went through a few months a while back where a friendship hit a serious rough patch (or two, or three..), which I'm sure everyone can relate to. Anyway, it sucked a lot and was really messy, but "two-faced bitch" is not a quality you really want in a friend, am I right? (I'm right.)

* For those who are uneducated, the "naughties" was the decade of 2000-2009. Look it up :)

Queer.

Not even judging cos I like men and women, but my frigging bestguyfriend is a queer. And fuck him.

Filling the Gap

My first post in six months probably shouldn't be done while I am drunk, right?

Too bad.

For all I know, my arms are dinosaurs right now, and I think my toes might be having their very own seizures. I adore vodka.

But seriously, I am actually very sorry for not posting for a thousand years. I'd make some amazing excuse like that I was saving Africa, but I was actually just very lazy. So sue me.

I'm going to pretend I'm really deep and say some meaningful stuff right now, but later when I'm sober, I'll probably look back on this and be like "man, that was really lame and dumb". But anyway, you know how we're all living in the present, every moment of our lives? Well, there is never an end to our stories. There is nothing beyond right now as far as you know. The future doesn't exist, because as soon as you reach it, it becomes the present. And as far as you know, the present is always the end.

And damn, I want to spraypaint my room a thousand different colours.