You Fucktard

I really hate you a lot. And I also like you a lot now. Fuck.
I fucking hate you for that.

I know I'm maybe not the easiest person to deal with when it comes to this, but seriously? Fuck you, I'm not okay with all your shit. You're the one who brought all this up in the first place. I would be so much happier without it all. So stop being a dickwad please.

And after all the shit you've put me (your BEST FUCKING FRIEND, YOU DICK) through, I hope you're completely miserable with your girlfriend.

Fuck you :)

i AM (Now Updated)

Chagins vodka with win.e

And tewquila.


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I am chasing vodka with wine and tequila.

Hi. I'm Durnk Again. (Now Updated)

Hi.

I bed you weren't expevcting (*expecting) this.

But I am so drunk I cannot evben (*even) see. And that si (*is) why I am pretty sure I can' teven timpe (*can't even type) right. But i Cant (*I can't) see to jnwo (*know) for sure. so (*So) I am going on blind faith. (Wow, I am funny.) Bling fait (I like this one.) and vodka. I mgiht (*might) have to translate this tiomrrow (*tomorrow). Ginget KID CAN YOU PLEASE RMIND ME TO?!!!?>!>!????! (*Gingerkid can you please remind me to?) Oh.

I'm just going to put a bunrch (*bunch) of labels on this that hav e (*have) nothing gto (*to) do with anythngi .the ENd. (*anything. The End.)

Useless

Hello cybernonsense friends, today I have a rant for you! :)

Boys are so completely useless.

Now I'm all for playing games and having fun without anything being serious, but there is a fine line between having fun and being a douche. Can I say douche on blogger? I'm going to.

Don't blame me if the spacing on this gets all messed up, my computer is a douche.

I'm pretty sure there's an unwritten rule out there that states: "If you have plans with a girl, don't blow her off and ignore her, then say hi to her, but then continue to ignore her when she tries to talk to you". I really don't understand. Like, it isn't that hard. Really.

So, go fuck yourself, douche :)



Can you say fuck?

Forever is a very long time, Pooh.

I should start sober-posting again.